So I’ve done a lot of Glee-watching this week, and I’ve decided to pick my favorite line from each and every episode. In no particular order. Lemme know if you agree with me: Power of Madonna: Favorite line—“Future center-square Kurt Hummel and his brassy hag Mercedes just ripped that Madonna song a new one.” Dream On: Favorite Line—“And...
WTF, Junior Prom...
First—do schools even have junior proms anymore? Maybe it’s an Ohio thing. _ B—there was not nearly enough of the following in this episode: Lord Tubbington/Fondue for Two Jesse St. James, my GAWD I needed at least 45 minutes of the Groff, just to make up for the gaping hole in my heart. (Although I cannot condone his...
Eats only cheese on the Atkins diet… Has been known to smoke to lose weight… Reads other people’s diaries… Holy crap, Lord Tubbington and I were separated at birth.
People I miss on Glee...pt. 2
I guess I miss the whole Delmonico clan, because my 2nd most missed character on Glee is none other than Terri. She’s a whole dish of crazy with a cherry on top, and I love her so much! I’m so excited she’s returning for the Legion of Doom—it’s possible I’ll temporarily lose consciousness when she’s back on my screen. Really, is there anything better...
People I miss on Glee...
I’m starting a regular feature of people who I FUCKING MISS on Glee! My number one, without a doubt, most-missed character: Oh, Kendra, I miss you more than Rush Limbaugh misses Jim Crow. Your crazy eyes, your Reunite on ice, your hyper ginger-kids. You got the brains AND the beauty, and even though you hate Will, I *heart* you!!
It's a Fashion Contest!!!!
The beautiful Danielle over at wwepw.com (What Would Emma Pillsbury Wear?) is judging a Glee fashion contest put on by plumwillow.com. The grand prize is AUTOGRAPHED photos of cast members, and a $25 gift certificate!!! So kewl… (try dressing up Kurt, it’s all kinds of awesome…) Just go to http://www.plumwillow.com/contest/gleek for all the deets, and good luck!
WTF props team?
A great catch by thepie-maker! WTF, prop peeps who can’t spell Sue’s name!?!
WTF, Blame it on the Alcohol!?!
Oh, I think I died a little (of happiness, of course) at this episode. So much good WTF, I feel like a kid in a candy store. Her follow-up single is an ode to her upper-lip waxing kit. I never pegged Puck as a cuddler. They look like they’re watching “Antiques Roadshow,” and some midwestern woman just found out that her porcelain canary is worth thousands! You knew I...
Oh yeah, and WTF are these, Emma!?!
That’s right, these… These gloves…on your hands…I thought you were mixin’ grapes and scraping smushed Milk Duds off the floor of the movie theater w/Dr. Carl? Hmm? HMMMM?!?! Good God, be more adorable, I swear…(you know you want him, gurl…)
I just really loved this episode (minus the Bieber crap)! Loved me some platonic Wemma, loved Sue and Santana, loved Lauren, loved the diva-off. And I’m not usually so full of love. Awesome. Even more awesome. (What’s their deal with Avatar, anyway?) Might be my favorite song of s2 so far… OMG, the house of sad…I got so emotional I barfed. WTF,...
WTF Glee Trivia grand prize winner!!!
Okay, I just couldn’t keep up the trivia game, dammit. So shoot me. (Wait, I live in Texas, where statements like that are not seen as hyperbole…so please, put your guns down and listen). There’s still a winner, just from the peeps who won the first rounds. And the winner is…(drawn totally at random, by me closing my eyes and picking out names with my finger on the...
Finally: Winner of WTF Trivia--The Rhodes Not...
First week of school, and I have all these students, and they need things like syllabi and textbooks, and they need to like…learn? So, my sincerest apologies for the lack of updates. However, let’s all smuggle a pot roast out of the grocery story between our legs for Riley, who answered all the “Rhodes Not Taken” trivia questions correctly! Here are the answers: 1. ...
Emma B's WTF Trivia--"The Rhodes Not Taken"
I think we’ve discussed my laziness in previous posts (see, I’m too lazy to even link-wtf), so when Emma B kindly offered to write some WTF trivia for me, I literally jumped (well, jumped might be too strong a word…remember? lazy???) at the offer. So here are Emma B’s kick-ass questions on one of my favorite episodes, the Jerri Blank-inspired “Rhodes Not...
Congrats to Jim Parsons on his Globe
fuckyeahmattyfresh: .. in totally unrelated news, Matthew Morrison can do [this]. BAHAHA! Yeah—suck it, Parsons! (J/k…not really…)
WTF Trivia Winner--Preggers!
Hi guys— I’m a bit behind on trivia (we may have to shorten this marathon a bit, life is getting in the way of my incessant Gleepeating…) but for now, let’s give a big, sexually-charged-but-still-awkward-Wemma hug to today’s WTF Glee trivia winner, NELDA! My girl Nelda answered all the Preggers answers correctly! The answers are: 1. Figgins films the support...
WTF Glee Trivia: Preggers
The episode where the shit really hits the fan. Let’s gleek out on some trivia… 1. Figgins appears in a safety video for what airline? 2. What network carries Sue’s Corner? 3. What does Sue call Emma in this episode? 4. How long has Sandy been collecting dolls? 5. What/who is “Dolemite”? GOOD LUCK!!!
WTF Glee Trivia Winner--Acafellas!
I cannot watch Acafellas without thinking of this-created by the brilliant Teresa, who does Making Up Emma on www.wwepw.com (if you don’t read this blog you are srsly a losah. S.rs.ly.) So let’s bake a big plate of “I’ll Kill You” cookies for today’s WTF Glee Trivia winner, Nicole T. !! The lovely Nicole nailed all the answers—let’s...
WTF Trivia, Day Three: Acafellas
God, this is a crazy episode. 1. What role does Dakota Stanley understudy for on Broadway? 2. What’s the name of the Vocal Adrenaline member the kids find puking in the trashcan, and what did she win? 3. What military background does Sue allude to in this episode? 4. How does Henri hold his microphone during “Poison”? 5. What’s different about Henri when we...
Day Two Trivia Winner
Praise Grilled Cheesus, we have a winner for WTF Glee Trivia, Day 2! It is the lovely Allison!!! Allison’s name will go in the grand prize drawing for a wheelbarrow full of breadsticks from The Olive Garden! And the correct answers are: 1. The pamphlets in Emma’s office: Ouch! That stings—-DIVORCE: why your parents stopped loving you—-I cant stop touching...
WTF Trivia, Day Two: Showmance
Squee—my favorite ep! _ Ok, here we go: 1. List all of the pamphlets in Emma’s office in this episode (there are seven). 2. Where does Tulip-A-Looza take place? 3. In Sue’s office, (when Q confesses to joining Glee) what does the sign behind Quinn’s head say? 4. What did Dr. Wu see on Terri’s ultrasound? 5. What ironic phrase does Figgins utter to the...
Our *FIRST* WTF Glee Trivia Winner!
“YOU’RE a WTF Glee Trivia winner…and YOU’RE a WTF Glee trivia winner…” Nope, actually there’s only *ONE* WTF Glee Trivia winner for today, and that is the lovely… Emma B! Yay Emma B…Emma B, hooray! Emma B expertly answered all the Pilot trivia questions, and she is therefore my new hero. I promised I’d give the class a review, so...
WTF Pilot Trivia!
Ok, this isn’t as tough as I wanted it to be. And I might have been talking out of my ass when I said all the questions were “never before seen”. Give me a break, it’s late. Here goes: 1. What is the name of Carole’s “Emerald Dreams” boyfriend? 2. Artie is named after which Glee writer’s real-life high school friend? 3. What idiomatic...
It's WTF Trivia Time!
Okay, so Glee comes back on February 6th, and I got a CRAZY hair to start the first annual WTF GLEE TRIVIA game, because I’m easily bored. And because I want a reason to re-watch all the episodes, especially the earlier ones before they kinda sorta started getting lame… but I digress… Here’s how we’re rolling: 1. I’m gonna get out my bag of Sour Cream...
I think it messes with your brain when more people come out of your boyhowdy...– Dad, on watching Kate Gosselin interact with Sarah Palin technically not a glee quote but he did use a glee vocabulary word (via mydadspeaksgleek)
WTF? I've lost everything...
Sorry for the lack of what-the-fuckness. My latest drama is that old computer got completely wiped, i.e., I’ve lost thousands of screencaps and glee-related goodies. (sigh. fuckin’ rachel…somehow, this is all her fault.) When I am in a better mood, and not hung over from NYE, I shall return. Love all my Gleeks!
WTF? Merry Christmas!
The only cap I’ll post from the Glee Christmas episode… Merry Christmas, Gleeks!
WTF Dana? Y U No Post?
I was gonna come on here with all kinds of excuses, but honestly, the last two eps left me feeling listless, journal. Couldn’t even muster enough what-the-fuckness to compile a decent post. I’ll snap out of it. No really, I will. No, there’s no need to rewatch the front 13—I can process all this. It’s just gonna take…time. Times heals all RIB...
Mirror Blue: nopantschallenge: I was just a guy... →
nopantschallenge: I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do, which was just to wait. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. OH HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
The ULTIMATE WTF--Special Education
I’m speechless (and that’s pretty momentous, coming from me…) Let’s just do it—kinda tear it off, like a band-aid. ______________________________________________________ Things I liked about Special Education: Octogenarean Mercedes, and Octogenarean Rachel. Somehow it pleases me that Rachel ends up with a cane. _ Don’t cry for me, Rachel...
smiling like the sun ♥: The Many Faces of Will... →
colormyyworld: Just b/c poor Will’s been dragged through the shitter, I had to post… His ‘Pretending to Care’ Face Hi ‘Acting’ Face His ‘psh please’ Face His ‘*sigh*’ Face His ‘Pissed Off’ Face His ‘Crying’ Face His ‘WTF’ Face His ‘Lose My Mind’ Face His ‘Disgusted/Alrighty Then’ Face His ‘Singing’ Face His ‘Flirty’ Face