WTF, Junior Prom…

First—do schools even have junior proms anymore?  Maybe it’s an Ohio thing.

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B—there was not nearly enough of the following in this episode:

  • Lord Tubbington/Fondue for Two

  • Jesse St. James, my GAWD I needed at least 45 minutes of the Groff, just to make up for the gaping hole in my heart.  (Although I cannot condone his “Matthew-McConaughey-in-Dazed-and-Confused” creepy college guy who trolls the Junior Prom).
  • Oh yeah—FUCKING WEMMA.  I can’t…I simply can’t…I’m sorry, I need a minute…

(This is where I would insert a Wemma cap from the episode…if there was one!  As it is, you get sad Don Draper tearing up at Carl and Emmy in “Up”.)

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III—there was way too much of the following in this episode:

  • Gay drama (love ya Klaine, but snoozefest)
  • Sue being not all that funny (except for the Merkin thing).  And Jesus, seeing the three of them in Figgins’ office got me a little teary.

(the original head merkin...)

  • Rachel/Quinn/Finn.  I’m so over it.  Sorry, I love all three of you.  Please, for the love of all that’s holy, do something interesting.