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New promo! Squeee! But WTF, Will? Why not protect Emma,...

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:14:37 -0400

New promo! Squeee!

But WTF, Will? Why not protect Emma, instead of running to save your own skin, boy? Take a lesson from Mike Chang, that’s all I’m sayin’. (But I still love you, bb. And you two look PRESH!)

Imma quit doing anything original, and just reblog from my...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:04:33 -0400

Imma quit doing anything original, and just reblog from my WonderGirls at Pillsbury Text From Last Night from here on out.

pillsburytextsfromlastnight:

dontlosethedreamsinsideyourhead and daretobeoneofus both picked our favorite text. Clearly great minds think alike. And think about boob-honking. :)

Favorite Lines

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 01:37:18 -0400

So I’ve done a lot of Glee-watching this week, and I’ve decided to pick my favorite line from each and every episode. In no particular order. Lemme know if you agree with me:

Power of Madonna: Favorite line—“Future center-square Kurt Hummel and his brassy hag Mercedes just ripped that Madonna song a new one.”

Dream On: Favorite Line—“And that’s when I found Jesus. He was my Honduran social worker.”

For the love of God, PLEASE follow...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 01:29:05 -0400

For the love of God, PLEASE follow www.pillsburytextsfromlastnight.tumblr.com. I makes my life, every day.

WTF, Junior Prom...

Wed, 11 May 2011 01:20:58 -0400

First—do schools even have junior proms anymore? Maybe it’s an Ohio thing.

B—there was not nearly enough of the following in this episode:

Lord Tubbington/Fondue for Two

Jesse St. James, my GAWD I needed at least 45 minutes of the Groff, just to make up for the gaping hole in my heart. (Although I cannot condone his “Matthew-McConaughey-in-Dazed-and-Confused” creepy college guy who trolls the Junior Prom).
Oh yeah—FUCKING WEMMA. I can’t…I simply can’t…I’m sorry, I need a minute…

(This is where I would insert a Wemma cap from the episode…if there was one! As it is, you get sad Don Draper tearing up at Carl and Emmy in “Up”.)

III—there was way too much of the following in this episode:

Gay drama (love ya Klaine, but snoozefest)
Sue being not all that funny (except for the Merkin thing). And Jesus, seeing the three of them in Figgins’ office got me a little teary.

(the original head merkin...)

Rachel/Quinn/Finn. I’m so over it. Sorry, I love all three of you. Please, for the love of all that’s holy, do something interesting.

chewinggumfortheeyes: rebeccag239: fyeahgleelove: FREAK OUT...

Tue, 10 May 2011 12:46:24 -0400

chewinggumfortheeyes:

rebeccag239:

fyeahgleelove:

FREAK OUT BECAUSE GLEE PROM IS TODAY!!!!!

DFJSDFKDJFKSDJ

WE WE WE SO EXCITED

SO SO SO EXCITED

*runs around in circles*

Lord Tubbington

Mon, 09 May 2011 00:22:56 -0400

Eats only cheese on the Atkins diet…

Has been known to smoke to lose weight…

Reads other people’s diaries…

Holy crap, Lord Tubbington and I were separated at birth.

People I miss on Glee...pt. 2

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:43:00 -0400

I guess I miss the whole Delmonico clan, because my 2nd most missed character on Glee is none other than Terri. She’s a whole dish of crazy with a cherry on top, and I love her so much! I’m so excited she’s returning for the Legion of Doom—it’s possible I’ll temporarily lose consciousness when she’s back on my screen.

Really, is there anything better than the Terri fist pump?

People I miss on Glee...

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:04:52 -0400

I’m starting a regular feature of people who I FUCKING MISS on Glee! My number one, without a doubt, most-missed character:

Oh, Kendra, I miss you more than Rush Limbaugh misses Jim Crow. Your crazy eyes, your Reunite on ice, your hyper ginger-kids. You got the brains AND the beauty, and even though you hate Will, I *heart* you!!

WTF Sexy!?!

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:44:21 -0400

It's a Fashion Contest!!!!

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:09:52 -0400

The beautiful Danielle over at wwepw.com (What Would Emma Pillsbury Wear?) is judging a Glee fashion contest put on by plumwillow.com. The grand prize is AUTOGRAPHED photos of cast members, and a $25 gift certificate!!! So kewl…

(try dressing up Kurt, it’s all kinds of awesome…)

Just go to http://www.plumwillow.com/contest/gleek for all the deets, and good luck!

OMGGG I love this so...

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 14:10:21 -0400

OMGGG I love this so much…

mattyfresh-yusosexi:

cookieswafting:

abshire:

#remember when i made this and i wasn’t high

Hahhahahhaha!!

AHHHHH,…..THIS! LOL

Puck and Rachel oozed awesome out of their pores on this one. ...

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:00:44 -0500

Puck and Rachel oozed awesome out of their pores on this one. LOL FOREVER!

WTF props team?

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 14:28:00 -0500

A great catch by thepie-maker! WTF, prop peeps who can’t spell Sue’s name!?!

WTF, Blame it on the Alcohol!?!

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:11:40 -0500

Oh, I think I died a little (of happiness, of course) at this episode. So much good WTF, I feel like a kid in a candy store.

Her follow-up single is an ode to her upper-lip waxing kit.

I never pegged Puck as a cuddler. They look like they’re watching “Antiques Roadshow,” and some midwestern woman just found out that her porcelain canary is worth thousands!

You knew I couldn’t post without mentioning the dress that made a million eyes bleed. I call this the “Blind Mary Ingalls” look.

Oh bb…I can’t even! Don’t you know that tomorrow you’re going to feel like this?

YEOW! But wait…

Does the thought of gettin’ crazy with teenage alcohol fetishist Will Schuester fill little Miss Emma Sassypants with…desire? Lust? The screamin’ thigh sweats!?!

Eep!

Oh yeah, and WTF are these, Emma!?!

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 03:36:07 -0500

That’s right, these…

These gloves…on your hands…I thought you were mixin’ grapes and scraping smushed Milk Duds off the floor of the movie theater w/Dr. Carl? Hmm? HMMMM?!?!

Good God, be more adorable, I swear…(you know you want him, gurl…)

WTF Comeback!?!

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 14:35:28 -0500

I just really loved this episode (minus the Bieber crap)! Loved me some platonic Wemma, loved Sue and Santana, loved Lauren, loved the diva-off. And I’m not usually so full of love.

Awesome.

Even more awesome. (What’s their deal with Avatar, anyway?)

Might be my favorite song of s2 so far…

OMG, the house of sad…I got so emotional I barfed.

WTF, dominatrix Sue? And Will wears his vest, even in underwear dream sequences? (Not pictured: Finn’s awesome Power Rangers UndeRoos).

OMG, all grown up! I feel like his mother, lol.

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:54:15 -0500

OMG, all grown up! I feel like his mother, lol.

WTF Glee Trivia grand prize winner!!!

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 12:02:11 -0500

Okay, I just couldn’t keep up the trivia game, dammit. So shoot me. (Wait, I live in Texas, where statements like that are not seen as hyperbole…so please, put your guns down and listen).

There’s still a winner, just from the peeps who won the first rounds. And the winner is…(drawn totally at random, by me closing my eyes and picking out names with my finger on the computer screen)

NELDA!!!

Nelda, I love ya girl, and you’re gonna be gettin’ your stix on at the Olive Garden. Please send me your deets, and I will send you your giftcard! <3

This WTF occurred to me after a recent online conversation. It...

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:56:00 -0500

This WTF occurred to me after a recent online conversation. It takes place in Hell-o, which I have watched, oooh, approximately…19834098098533 times.

Now, this may not be the most popular opinion in the world, which is why I have not posted it before now (need to be liked, constantly seeking approval, dysfunctional relationship with parents…)

But WTF, I’m puttin’ it out there:

WTF, EMMA? (I loves me some Emma, really, I do, and you know how I loves me some Wemma, so stay with me on this one).

I don’t care how many babies she faked, or how many hamburger casseroles she failed to de-bone. I don’t care how many Balinese toilet brush holders she bought, or how many times she went out of her way to make Will feel like shit.

That is still her house, and he is still her husband, and the only acceptable thing to come out of Emma’s adorably pink lips in this incredibly awkward situation is “Terri, I’m sorry—I’ll just be leaving now.”

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‘K, I feel better now.